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As many of you are keenly aware already, VH1 will soon be hosting a rich and glorious program known as “The Hip Hop Honors.” I thought I might take this opportunity to share with you a few things you won’t find at the Hip-Hop Honors…

Top Ten Things That Won’t Be at The VH1 Hip Hop Honors:

10. Orthodontists (too many grillz, I fear…)
9. Real names
8. Cat Stevens
7. Musicians
6. Talent
5. Humility
4. A self-respecting human
3. A category for “Song that actually affected someone in a positive way”
2. English teachers
1. An actual instrument. Only samples at the VH1 Hip Hop Honors…

I hear the Discovery Health Channel is going to be airing, “Podiatrists Gone Wild” during the same time slot (I heard one of them dude’s got shot nine times. He must be da truth). I might have to flip over to that. I think me and my homies could kick back a couple 40’s of Diet Pizzle (for shizzle) and call up some honeys. Discovery Health is my jam…

Ya’ll keep it real…