Invincible Teeth
If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!
The sweet taste of blood filled my mouth. My gums swelled and gave forth their juices in a slow stream of red. I didn’t flinch. It crossed my mind to do so, but I convinced myself that any indication of pain on my part would make me less of a man. She continued to hack away at my teeth, this dental assassin, as if she had not met her pain quota for the day and time was running out.
“Brandon, your teeth must be quite gross.” Quite the opposite, my friend. I have never had the first inkling of dental trouble. No cavities. Ever. No root canals. Nothing. Just good, healthy teeth and gums.
Healthy gums or no, the amount of blood was ungodly. I thought about the line in Fight Club where Jack says, “You can swallow of pint of blood before you get sick”; I felt that I was dangerously close to crossing that threshold and spilling my fried rice lunch all over the Dentist chair.
The good doctor says to me, “Do your gums normally bleed this much?” I say, “They always do when you poke them with sharp metal. Advise your assistant of this fact.” She hacked me to death.
I am still sans cavity. But thank God I’m not a free-bleeder.
5 Comments so far
Leave a reply
Well my good friend. I don’t know if you are a gummy bleeder, but I am. I can’t brush my teeth without the copious blood coming. Sensitive gums. but you know what they say about a man with senstive gums. actually, what do they say? perhaps we should make somethng up to make me feel like a man with my gums bleed.
My gums bleed too, but I still wonder why they would expect them not to bleed when they shove a metal hook into them….
My mom is a Hygienist, so stop crying like a little girl.. She knows my threshold for pain and pushes its limits every time..And its called Gingivitis..
P.S.- Great shot the other night on the tennis court… “6″ at its best..
I am very glad I acci”dental”ly missed my last apointment.
orsi5r3erltjbts3